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Sushi: THE MOVIE

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I found a place that prints movie-sized posters, so I made a fake one for a movie starring my pets. And now I'm imagining what that movie might be like and it's NOT HALF BAD.

I'm imagining a Snyder-driven CG-fest of the dog's reign of terror from the point of view of my cats, who are permanently terrified of the dog, interspersed with shots of the real world where he's just walking by or humping a chair or something.

Opening: 15-minute chase scene, three heroic hobbit-cats being chased across a field of ice by a balrog-like 50-foot border collie breathing fire, and the cats barely making it into a cave too small for it to follow. Cut to: 5-second clip of the dog walking by the kitchen and all of them bolting for the cat door at once and getting stuck.

Boom. Opening credits.

Voice of Sushi: Vin Diesel
Cats voiced by: Nathan Fillion, Linda Fiorentino, and David Tennant

With a guest appearance by Dwayne Johnson as my sister's dog Lily, who totally dominates poor Sushi when she visits.
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